That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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