Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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