thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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