It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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