Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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