Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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