The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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