Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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