So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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