walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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