So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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