break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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