Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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