Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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