ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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