there's paper in my vomit.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
