Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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