Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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