If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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