Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
