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the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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