I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I want her autograph on my taint
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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