So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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