Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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