We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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