So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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