Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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