Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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