i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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