she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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