If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
