I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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