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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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