A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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