I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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