Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Randomize
