so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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