So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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