i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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