So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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