I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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