You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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