You just made me feel so damn special
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
why is half of my head shaved?
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