I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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