So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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