I wannas sexs uuuuu
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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