eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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