marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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