try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
try to milk me bitch
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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