Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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