If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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