To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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