you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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