Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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