I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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