i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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