Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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